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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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