My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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