I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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