Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

did you make any bad decisions?

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many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that

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(541): View more from Oregon

So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.

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(954): View more from Florida

I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.

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(706): View more from Georgia

My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday

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(314): View more from Missouri

Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.

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