just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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