hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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