is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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