cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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