Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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