i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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