She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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