We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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