I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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