It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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