The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Two words: blizzard sex
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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