I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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