Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
its liver damage thursday
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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