32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Can you bring me the toilet please
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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