Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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