its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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