he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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