apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize
