Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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