What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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