remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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