he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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