Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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