Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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