How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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