Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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