You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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