those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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