Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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