try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
