afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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