Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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