maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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