I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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