i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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