It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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