This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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