I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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