At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
this boner is exhausting
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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