pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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