He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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