that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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