i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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