I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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