my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
