we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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