she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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