how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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