we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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