My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When are your genitals available?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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