halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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