Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
