I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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